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Post by Fia on Nov 27, 2010 15:37:25 GMT -8
Oh, wow. I actually knew that. XD How, I don't know, but I did.
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“You know, at school, if someone’s being annoying, we say ‘go sniff a Sharpie’.” ~ Shaun
“It’s the kid version of ‘go to hell’, apparently. But cooler than saying ‘go to heck’.” ~ Fia
“Wait, so are you saying that if we sniff Sharpies, we’re gonna go to hell?” ~ Danny
“Yes.” ~ Fia
“Dang it!” ~ Danny |
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Post by e C H O + on Dec 2, 2010 1:03:29 GMT -8
Varni: One time, I gave an essay prompt that was, "Describe Europe's penetration into Africa in the 18th century."
Class: *tries not to laugh* (a few failed. I was totally not one of them)
Varni: Yeah. "Penetration into Africa." I don't know what I was thinking. So, one girl, Christina Louis filled the whole essay with innuendos. She said things like "Europe plunged into Africa repeatedly," and "the Africans wept at the loss of their innocence." It was beautifully written, so she got an A, and she made me laugh the entire essay. Try and do that.
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Post by Fia on Dec 2, 2010 20:54:18 GMT -8
Wow. XD Sounds kinda like my U.S. History teacher last year. Funny teachers who actually know how to teach tend to make the most lasting impressions on the students, I'll bet... ---
"If you combine the populations of Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Switzerland, Sweden, Denmark and Australia, you'll get a population roughly the size of the United States. We had 32,000 gun deaths last year. They had 112. Do you think it's because Americans are more homicidal by nature? Or do you think it's because those guys have gun control laws?" ~ Toby Ziegler Now, this is fiction, but it generally relfects reality pretty well. *grimaces* And I just hate guns, so I'm inclined to believe a statement like that. |
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Post by e C H O + on Dec 12, 2010 1:25:30 GMT -8
Muse: Who puts the "glad" in "gladiator?"
People: HER-CU-LES!
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Post by Fia on Dec 12, 2010 12:15:37 GMT -8
“She puts up a what flag?” ~ Danny (about Josie's grandmother)
“It’s just a Southern pride thing, Daniel, she’s not a freaking Southern Nazi. Jeez.” ~ Fia
“Oh, she had slaves. But they were like, you know, her family.” ~ José
“She had slaves?!” ~ Danny
“Down there, even the nice people had slaves, Danny. George Washington had slaves.” ~ Fia
“Oh, my gosh…” ~ Danny We're such sheltered kids it's almost embarrassing. XD |
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Post by e C H O + on Dec 12, 2010 14:17:58 GMT -8
Me: I am tired. This logically should make sense, and yet the cupcakes disagree. The carrots love me.
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Post by Fia on Dec 12, 2010 14:55:38 GMT -8
“Josie, did you escape from Alcatraz?” ~ Danny
“Yep.” ~ José
“And you came here?” ~ Danny
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Post by e C H O + on Dec 12, 2010 21:57:02 GMT -8
Everywhere Kid: Demon door knockers? We're gonna pretend this is normal?
Everywhere: Remember what we said about you verbalizing all of your opinions?
Everywhere Kid: That I totally should.
Everywhere: Try again. Try the opposite of that.
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Post by Fia on Dec 14, 2010 17:52:46 GMT -8
"When I taught at a school in L.A., the kids were all Mexican, so when helicopters would go by, they'd point and laugh, "La migra!" Run!" ~ Mom
And we can laugh 'cause we're part Mexican. XD
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Post by e C H O + on Dec 15, 2010 0:06:12 GMT -8
Everywhere Kid: Words... too many... boring... so.... boring...
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Post by Fia on Dec 18, 2010 14:55:30 GMT -8
José: *to Danny Hain* Your mama didn’t teach you Spanish? 0__0
Fia: His father turned him white. -__-
José: Oh... okay.
Danny Hain: Just answered your own question. -___-'
Mom and Aunt Cyndi: *laugh at their baby brother*
Fia: We'd be such racists if we weren't laughing at ourselves...
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Post by sagewing on Jan 6, 2011 17:40:04 GMT -8
Azel - "You know Anna?
Jana - "Oh yeah! She's in my dance class. She's really stretchy!
-Me laughing-
-I pull on Jana's arm."
Me - "Well, you aren't very stretchy!"
Jana - "Ohhhh!"
Azel - "Flexible, Jana. Flexible!"
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Post by moonshine on Jan 6, 2011 20:59:16 GMT -8
My school is run by Turkish people, and there's a very bad system of communication there.
Friend: "They give us a week to sign up for this? A WEEK?!"
Me: "You're surprised? The school board hardly tell the teachers anything, and they tell us even less. It's always been that way."
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Post by -->SAPHiRE on Jan 6, 2011 23:28:06 GMT -8
Alek: "We need to get the bullet out!"
Matt: "We can't here! It'll be too painful for her!"
Alek: "Use painkillers!"
Matt: "What painkillers?! We're in a freaking helicopter!"
Quote from a story that I wrote for Blue. Not expecting anyone to understand. xD
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Post by Fia on Jan 6, 2011 23:35:26 GMT -8
Nope, but I can imagine. XD “Tell me you did not just kick your brother in the head…” ~ Doe (Mom)
“…In my defense, I tried to step over him. I failed.” ~ Fia Shaun was fine. Just like when I kicked him in the head while running past him when he was a baby, eleven years ago. XD |
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