Corrupt a Wish

[Fia]

Okie dokie, but you now have a horrible infection that's spreading rapidly and is excruciatingly painful. What fun.

I wish I liked reading the weird short stories we have to read for English class.
-___-

[duskflight]

Fine. You get your wish. You like the short stories you have to write for english class, but that means you now spend every waking hour of your day writing them! You dont even stop to eat.
And worse, other people are jumping into the fanaticalism with you, the world turns into a zombie-world where everyone is writing stories, and anyone who doesn't dies from the over-use of short-stories. Shortly afterward, everyone else dies from not eating, and then the world plummets toward the sun and explodes because of the pile-up of bodies.

I wish I could skip school monday~

[Fia]

(Gyah! XD Though I actually have to read them, not write them, but hey. We write essays too.)

Anyhow, sure you can skip school on Monday, but as it turns out, some of the crazy Pakistani folks have randomly chosen your street as a target ('cause, you know, they're psychos) out of all the places they could have picked, and they blow you up. 'Cause that's what they do. Now if only you'd been even a block away, maybe somewhere like school.

I wish I was bit more bothered by the fact that I grew up in the same country as those psychos. XD Alas, I just don't seem capable of hating people. Damn it. XD

[e C H O +]

You are incredibly bothered by it. So much so, in fact, that you kill yourself due to how it depressed you.

I wish that this insomnia would go away. *twitches*

[Fia]

Alrighty, but you'll never wake again. Kinda like that princess in the tower. I forget her name...

I wish I was better at meeting deadlines. >____<

[e C H O +]

You are, but not enough to make a difference.

I wish that my dad would be nicer.

[Fia]

He is, but he smothers you with love and attention so you're eventually just like, "Gaaaaarrrgh, leave me alone for a minute!"

I wish my throat wasn't all itchy. -___-'

[e C H O +]

It's not because you don't have one! Wait, how are you breathing...? I guess you're not.

I wish that life was easier.

[Fia]

Oh, it is! But... it's so easy it's insanely boring and just not worth living. Meh.

I wish college applications were simpler! XP

[e C H O +]

They are... but... they are so simple that you feel that your intelligence is above that of the people running the school and you don't need it.

I wish that I didn't procrastinate.

[moonshine]

You don't, but now you take so long making things perfect that it doesn't matter. They get turned in later now!

I wish I was a multi-millionare, and my parents never had to work again so they could take me and my brother to movies and such.

[Fia]

Oh, certainly they could - but they don't. They have discovered the wonders of cruises and travel and such, and everyone knows it's a pain to have kids along, so you and your brother can just sit a home and rent movies. But at least you have a bigger T.V., ay?

I wish I didn't have to make up all the stuff I missed when I skipped school yesterday and Monday. XD

[e C H O +]

You don't have to - but you get zeros on the all of the assignments.

I wish that I could miraculously get an A on tomorrow's in-class essay ;3

[moonshine]

You do, but the test is rediculously easy, so you don't study for the next one. This causes you to fail and get so behind that you never catch up and have to take summer school.

I wish the school board told the teachers what was going to happen, then they would tell us.

[e C H O +]

They do. But they tell you EVERYTHING. It gets so bad that teachers are spending every single period telling you the things that the school board is telling them.

I wish that next year all of my teachers will be AWESOME~