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Post by ikerochu on Jan 7, 2011 3:19:46 GMT -8
Me: -New York Accent.- Sweety, ya got enuff' moisturah on ya cheek to look like lil'wayne's tattoo.
xD
I love pretending to be from NY.
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Post by sagewing on Jan 7, 2011 7:03:18 GMT -8
Me: I'm gonna talk in a british accent on the next house
Friends: Alright...
Scottish guys opens door, I burst out laughing
Me, cracking up, trying a british accent: Fish and chips!
Ah, lmao. Hallowen is crazy.
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Post by Fia on Jan 7, 2011 17:30:00 GMT -8
“Fia!” ~ Danny
“Hmmm…” ~ Fia
“Fia!” ~ Danny
“Eh?” ~ Fia
“FIA!” ~ Danny
“What?!” ~ Fia
“Josie diskapeared!” ~ Danny
“…Okay, Danny.” ~ Fia
“No, see, he was here… and then he wasn’t!” ~ Danny
“Okay, Little Red Riding Fluff…” ~ Fia
“He diskapeared!” ~ Danny
“Do you hear this, Josie?” ~ Fia
“I’m trying not to…” ~ José
“He diskapeared, though!” ~ Danny
Danny's my baby brother, nearly fourteen, and crazy. XD Josie's our 24-year old Native American friend/permanent houseguest. |
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Post by moonshine on Jan 7, 2011 17:48:38 GMT -8
Character 1: Look! Something in the air to distract you dorks!
Group of bullies: Where? Where?
Television is hilarious!
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Post by moonshine on Jan 9, 2011 7:07:32 GMT -8
Katara: *coughing*
Aang: That's how Sokka starte yesterday! Now look at him! He thinks he's an earthbender!
Sokka: Take that you rock!
It's funny because Sokka was never a bender in the first place.
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Post by sagewing on Jan 9, 2011 10:01:33 GMT -8
Moonshine, I don't think you can double post.
Me: You know 2012
Sister: Yeah?
Me: That's when the terminators arr coming!
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Post by Fia on Jan 9, 2011 12:54:44 GMT -8
The Terminator is my governor. 0__0'
President Bartlet: The press in a good mood?
CJ (Press Secretary): No, Mr. President, I wouldn't say they were.
President Bartlet: Why not?
CJ: Well, they're not wild about taking off at 3 o' clock in the morning, sir.
President Bartlet: It's going to be great! We're going to race the sun to the Pacific horizon!
CJ: I'll tell them that, sir. I'm sure it'll pick them right up.
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Post by -->SAPHiRE on Jan 10, 2011 11:19:12 GMT -8
Saphire: *hears something crash downstairs*
Taylor: Stephanie, what was that?
Saphire: I don't know... *ponders* What rolls...
Taylor: Candles roll...
Saphire: CRAP We forgot to put the candles out!
Both: *falls out of bed and trips down stairs* |
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Post by Fia on Jan 10, 2011 19:49:30 GMT -8
That is twice a funny because I can picture you panicking. XD
Danny: *telling a cousin over the phone* I fell on my face in wet water.
Fia, Danny, Rehan: *burst out laughing*
Danny: Wait, I think I meant to say something else...
And he calls me stupid. XD I love my crazy family. |
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Post by e C H O + on Jan 11, 2011 18:24:27 GMT -8
Varni: My favorite thing about break? Being able to spend at LEAST one day, preferably more, without changing out of my sweatpants. I'll just stay at home, laying in bed, watching TV. Every now and then I'll get up to get snacks. Yeah. Good times.
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Post by Fia on Jan 11, 2011 18:49:57 GMT -8
Danny: *points at PS3 war game on screen* You’re gonna die in like three seconds, one, two, three!
Josie:*promptly “dies”*
Danny: Hahaha, that was awesome! XD
Fia: Celebrating his death. For shame! But yeah, that was awesome.
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Post by e C H O + on Jan 25, 2011 23:37:25 GMT -8
Darryl: I will pray for you.
David: Thanks. Mention that I want a Toyota Prado if you get the chance. A white one. With dark grey leather interior and sat nav.
Darryl: This is nonsense. Don't email me again.
David: DARRYL. THIS IS GOD. BUY DAVID A TOYOTA PRADO. A WHITE ONE. WITH DARK GREY LEATHER INTERIOR AND SAT NAV.
Darryl: I'm serious.
David: OK.
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Post by Fia on Jan 25, 2011 23:44:30 GMT -8
“We heard the garage door opening so I came downstairs and I grabbed this, and we went running around locking the doors ‘cause we were freaked out.” ~ Fia
“So you grab a guitar?” ~ José
“It’s the only stick in the house, all the shovels were outside!” ~ Fia
Fia likes sticks. XD And shovels, as it turns out.
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Post by moonshine on Jan 26, 2011 4:03:42 GMT -8
Tomas(my brother): I can't find my shoes! (sitting on the couch being lazy)
Me: They're on the stairs.
Tomas: Can you get them for me?
Me: No! I gotta finish getting ready myself. Get them yourself!
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Post by -->SAPHiRE on Jan 27, 2011 18:59:24 GMT -8
Garren: He looks like a leemer!
Saphire: A lemur Garren?
Garren: Yea... We're like glomming him!
Saphire: Glomping Garren? *grins evilly*
Garren: I'm not good at English, okay?!
Oh my boyfriend is such a spazz... (this was a conversation on Facebook about a picture btw.)
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