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Post by -->SAPHiRE on Jun 5, 2011 20:35:47 GMT -8
"Fezzes are red, the Tardis is blue, bowties are cool, and so are you!" - Makayla
I love my classmates... <3
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Post by Fia on Jun 6, 2011 16:22:34 GMT -8
Nice. XD
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Gabe (neighbor kid): *rings doorbell*
Fia: Hey, Monster! What's up?
Gabe: What do you want?
Fia: Whaddaya mean, what do I want?! This is my house!
Gabe: *ignores and turns to other kids*
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That's my neighborhood for you. XD Ah, I love my little neighbors.
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Post by e C H O + on Jun 24, 2011 17:54:25 GMT -8
James: It's like the Brangelina of X-Men. Fassavoy? Macabender? Boyvender?
Interviewer: Boyvender? That sounds like a vending machine.
James: Of what?
Interviewer: I don't want to know.
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Post by Fia on Jun 25, 2011 15:15:15 GMT -8
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." ~ Hubert H. Humphrey
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Post by moonshine on Jun 25, 2011 15:34:09 GMT -8
From Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 trailer.
Hermione: We need a plan.
Harry: Since when has one of our plans actually worked?
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Post by Fia on Jun 25, 2011 16:20:54 GMT -8
Nice! XD
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life." ~ Winston Churchill
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Churchill was a brilliant leader in WWII, just the man Great Britain needed, but hell, was he obnoxious! XD Loved mocking and offending people.
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Post by Amberflare on Dec 20, 2011 11:26:04 GMT -8
Merlin: *searching Arthur's bedroom at night for keys*
Arthur: *wakes up* Merlin, what are you doing?
Merlin: Uh... *Puts ear to wood and starts knocking it* I'm looking for woodworm...
Arthur: *looks confused* In the middle of the night?
Merlin: Uh.... they are most active at night.
Arthur: *gives concerned stare* I worry about you.
~From a British TV show called Merlin, which I love XD
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Post by Fia on Dec 20, 2011 20:23:58 GMT -8
Ah, I've heard of that! Based on the few shows I've seen, I love British television. XD
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"I will never admit that the beloved flag is to me merely the symbol of a land where I can live in rich content and make money." ~ Henry Cabot Lodge
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Post by Flamestorm! on Dec 21, 2011 12:47:34 GMT -8
Phone: (nasal tone) Message One. Press 5 to listen.
(my mother presses 5)
Phone: (dad's voice) YOUR PHONE'S NOT WORKING!
(nasally tone) Message deleted.
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Post by Fia on Dec 22, 2011 0:12:23 GMT -8
"Cause when I surf the web-" Shaun (12)
"Surf the web?" Danny (14)
"I know, right?" Fia
[start giggling]
"What?! What'd she say?!" Shaun
"I just agreed with what he said..." Fia
"About what?!" Shaun
[Fia and Danny burst out laughing]
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Yeah, "surf the web" is not an expression to be used in front of your big brother and sister, Shaun...
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Post by Amberflare on Dec 22, 2011 10:39:49 GMT -8
James: You have a beard.
Me: *confused* I have a beard?
James: Yep.
Me: ...and why are you telling me this?
James: Just 'cause. You have to know someday.
Me: *thinks to self* I have a weird brother.
~My little brother is somehow epically strange. As I type this he is singing some tune that he appears to be making up as he goes along...
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Post by Fia on Dec 23, 2011 18:04:56 GMT -8
(Sounds like all three of my boys. You have my deepest, most amused sympathy, Amberflare. XD)
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[discussing Christmas presents at dinner]
"Oh, and I need to get Sarah a fish!" ~ Danny
"A live fish?" ~ Shaun
"[sarcastically] No, a dead fish." ~ Danny
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Dan calls my friend Sarah "Fishy", though I promise you, she does not even remotely resemble a fish. XD She in turns calls him "Llama"...
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Post by Moor on Jan 5, 2012 16:54:36 GMT -8
Classmate, talking to teacher: "Are you going to rub poop in our eyes?"
Biology class xD We were talking about pink eye :3 |
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