Random Quote of the Day

[moonz]

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"

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Harry Potter has the most hilarious quotes on this planet. I was in the middle of one of the most intense books i had ever read (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) and one hilaroius quote later i am roaring with laughter

long live Harry Potter <3~

[blitzy]

I love Harry Potter. My quote comes from a video game, Call of Duty, Modern Warfare.

Alright, so before the quote, this is what's going down: They have a few minutes to deactivate some nuclear missiles before they hit the Eastern US.

*door opens slowly*
SSgt. Griggs: Oh you have got to be shittin' me!
Captain Price: Gaz, can't you make it open any faster!?
Gaz: Negative sir; but you can try pullin' on it if it makes you feel any better.
Captain Price: Cheeky Bastard.

[e C H O +]

Dr. Venture: Wait, I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to get me in the sack.
Dr. Orpheus: I beg your pardon?!?
Dr. Venture: No wonder nobody but you can see that head!
Dr. Orpheus: What, but, how dare you?!
Dr. Venture: The tights, the jewelry, always tagging along. “Oh, let me get my big gay cloak and I’ll join you.”
Dr. Orpheus: I’m trying to help you!
Dr. Venture: Help me out of my speed suit!

The Venture Brothers supplies me with endless quotes. I have many, many more. I need to new material, though..... Time to find Metalocalypse quotes!

[-->SAPHiRE]

Me: Christopher, shut up!
Christopher: Your face should shut up!
Me: No, seriously, be quiet!
Christopher: I can do whatever I want, it's a free country!
Me: We're in Sweden.
Christopher: Oh... Darn it!

I love how my brother is under the impression that Sweden is not a free country. xD Although this arguement still works till this day. Just not when we're in America. xDDDD

[moonz]

A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione.

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Does this really need an explaination?

[blitzy]

Alright, another MW quote, though this comes from the second one.

Alright, so I think you'll need a brief rundown of the situation before the quote.

PFC Allen, a US soldier joins Task Force 141(counter terrorist group) and goes undercover as a friend of an Ultranationalist named Macarov(leader of the terrorist). They kill Russian civilians at an airport, and as they are leaving, Macarov kills Allen, and the Russians think America launched the attack. So they launch a full scale assault on America, and have the upper hand. Task Force leader Captain Price knows they need to end this war today and has his team give him cover while he sends a missile over to the US to act as an EMP. Well this EMP hits and helicopters and things are falling from the sky.

Corporal Dunn: (Scared)What the hell are we gonna do now man? Russians got us outnumbered, shits falling from the sky. We're screwed man, we're totally...
Sergeant Foley: Shut up! Get a grip, Corporal! Our weapons still work which means we can still kick some butt.

[e C H O +]

Skwisgaar: Lets me ecsplains this in perfects clear english: I wants comes flys in ons dragons.
Assistant: There are no dragons.
Skwisgaar: Ams you tellinks me they’re outs of dragons?
Assistant: They never had dragons.
Skwisgaar: Who didn’t?
Assistant: The world.
Skwisgaar: Gets this guy outs of here! Finds me a dragons!

Told you I'd get Metalocalypse ;D

[Fia]

"Anything broken? Can you move your fingers and toes? What is the capital of Pakistan?" ~ Butler

"Nothing broken. Digits all mobile, and the capital of Pakistan is Islamabad, which is noteworthy for having been built to be the capital." ~ Artemis

He's right, of course. XD I could not believe my eyes. Pakistan mentioned in a book about an Irish boy-genius and high-tech fairies! I hope I meet Eoin Colfer one day, just so I can thank him for that. X3

[e C H O +]

Jacob: How does the saying go? It's like wetting yourself in dark pants - warm feeling but no one notices.

Ah, Jacob "The PRIIIIIZE" Taylor. *sigh* You make me laugh so hard.

[blitzy]

Fia, your post just reminded me of a quote from Speak.

Melinda faints while dissecting a frog.

David Petrakis: Melinda! Hello? Can you count back from ten? Who is the president of the United States? Come on, open your eyes *slaps her*
Ms. Keen: Dave, don't hit her!
David Petrakis: That's what you're supposed to do! My dad's a doctor.
David Petrakis: *keeps slapping her* Melinda who's the governor of Texas?

[e C H O +]

Alaric: *appears in a tower, sopping wet and without any clothes*
Ser Cuthbert: Are you alright?
Alaric: *slowly opens eyes and quickly assesses the situation* Get the HELL AWAY from me, you PERVERT! *scoots away*
Ser Cuthbert: No, no, I was just teleported here too -
Alaric: Creepy gay pervert! Stay away!

Did I mention I love D&D? XDD

[Fia]

“You won-ton.” ~ Jose
“You ginger chicken.” ~ Danny
“You bell-pepper-face!” ~ Jose
“You guacamole!” ~ Danny
“I’m not green.” ~ Jose
“On the inside you are.” ~ Danny

A typical conversation at my house. Dan's my brother 'Floofy'. Jose is the presumably gay godfather of the baby I keep saying I want to kidnap. XD

[e C H O +]

Me: How can I make him look better? *talking about drawing*
Sister: Well, maybe if you tried to make him look a little bit more realistic? He looks kinda flat... Maybe a nostril would help?
Me: Okay. *adds nostril* Holy crap. Lookit him now. He's actually... somewhat attractive.
Sister: Scary how a nostril can make someone attractive.

[Fia]

“No. She’s a waterproof robot.” ~ Fia
“Overload, overload, overload, overload-” ~ Danny
“You can’t overload her, I’m sorry!” ~ Fia
“I bet that happens a lot. No offense.” ~ Danny
[later in the conversation]
“But Saphire’s got a magic dragon.” ~ Fia
“That’s cheating, okay?!” ~ Danny
“All’s fair in love and war!” ~ Fia
“…GOD’S ON MY SIDE!” ~ Danny

My brother thinks he'll rule the world. He's deluded. XD

[e C H O +]

Will: And when you open the door, you see your master gagged. A figure stands behind him and says, "The job is complete." A sword goes through Euric's chest.
Me: *presses the NOOOOOOOOOOO button*
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dramatic music*
All three of us: *start laughing hysterically*