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Post by e C H O + on Oct 10, 2010 14:40:56 GMT -8
Jack: And what does the defabricator do?
Robot: This. *turns on defabricator*
Jack: *clothing disappears* Ah. Exactly what is sounds like it does. So, I'm naked in front of millions of viewers?
Robot: That's ri~ight.
Jack: Ladies, I think your numbers just went up.
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Post by Fia on Oct 10, 2010 21:58:02 GMT -8
President Bartlet: Everyone! Come in. Come on in. Hey, listen up everybody. Zoey’s down from Hanover. I’m making chili for everyone tonight.
Staff: (uninterested) Great. Okay. Chili.
President Bartlet: (looks at Leo [Chief of Staff] for a second, then to the staff) All right...You know what? Let’s do this. Everybody look down at the big seal in the middle of my carpet.
The camera takes us from the staffers point of view as they look down from the president to the presidential seal in the middle of the room.
President Bartlet: Now, everybody look back up at me. Zoey’s coming down from Hanover and I’m making chili for everyone tonight.
Staff: (loud, excited voices) That’s great! Terrific! I love chili! I hate my government teacher! The man's got us watching -and enjoying- this TV series called The West Wing. As if I needed something else to spend my time and attention on! But it's great, and normally if a show's not drawn and animated, I can't be bothered with it. XD Seriously though, I wish these fictional democrats were real and running the government. They're awesome. (Not a word I've ever used to describe politicians, fictional or otherwise, before. X3) |
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Post by e C H O + on Oct 17, 2010 19:07:40 GMT -8
(NOTE: Will always casts lightning bolt. ALWAYS.)
Will: I'm going to cast lighting bolt.
Me: Wow, really? I'm shocked.
Will and Sister: *start laughing*
Sister: You're so punny!"
Me: Huh?
Sister: You said "I'm shocked..." and he said "lighting bolt..."
Me: *light bulb* above head turns on* OH!! Riiiiiight.
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Post by Fia on Oct 17, 2010 19:25:45 GMT -8
That's totally something Floofy would do. XD Except he'd refuse to admit it. ---
Leo, Chief of Staff: How many Cubans exactly have crammed themselves into these fishing boats?
Josh, Deputy Chief of Staff: It’s important to understand, Leo, that by and large they’re not fishing boats. You hear fishing boats and you conjure an image of, well a boat, first of all. What the Cubans are on could charitably be described as rafts. Okay? They’re making the hop from Havana to Miami in fruit baskets basically, let’s just be clear on that.
Leo: We are.
Josh: Donna’s desk, if it could float, would look good to them right now.
Leo: I get it. How many are there?
Josh: We don’t know.
Leo: What time exactly did they leave?
Josh: We don’t know.
Leo: Do we know when they get here?
Josh: No.
Leo: (pause) True or False: If I were to stand on high ground in Key West with a good pair of binoculars, I’d be as informed as I am right now.
Josh: That’s true.
Leo: The intelligence budget’s money well spent, isn’t it? |
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Post by -->SAPHiRE on Oct 17, 2010 20:15:45 GMT -8
Saphire: We should sing a campfire song!
Mr. Abboud (biology teacher): I think everyone would stare at us.
Alana (Junior): Oh come on, it'll be fun!
Brooke (Senior): No one is going to join in.
Divya (Sophomore Indian Friend): We should totally sing!
Saphire: Let's sing F.U.N from Spongebob!
Marcelle (my other half): OKAY!
Entire Napa New Tech Group: *BURSTS INTO SONG*
Mr. Abboud: "N" is for Napa New Teeeccchhh!
Everyone: *falls silent*
Mr. Abboud: Or not...
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Napa New Tech was the only high school out of the ten schools there who were singing. xD Until our teacher ruined it. *snickers* |
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Post by Fia on Oct 18, 2010 22:21:54 GMT -8
Veeeeeery nice! XD ---
“Papapa!” ~ Baby Ellie (1-year old)
“What does that mean?” ~ Fia
“Not everything in life has to have a meaning, Fia.” ~ Danny
[baby turns away]
“She’s giving me such a ‘Wow, you’re stupid’ look.” ~ Fia
“She wouldn’t be the only one to think that, Fia.” ~ Danny
“You’re evil.” ~ Jose |
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Post by e C H O + on Oct 24, 2010 11:56:20 GMT -8
Varni: Why did trade decrease during the dark ages? Because people were afraid to leave the cities! All along the roads were bandits who would attack and kill people.
Alex: And RAPE!
Varni: You took way too much pleasure in saying that.
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Post by Fia on Oct 24, 2010 12:27:44 GMT -8
Okay, then. XD ---
“Everything’s ‘the thing’! I can’t think of the name of anything tonight!” ~ Fia, gesturing dramatically with arms
“Eheheheh!” ~ Baby Ellie
“Shut up!” ~ Fia Yes, Fia snaps at babies who laugh at her. Then she cracks up at her own silliness and falls out of her chair, and the baby laughs some more. XD |
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Post by e C H O + on Oct 25, 2010 17:21:53 GMT -8
Varni: Miss Salmon. I see you did not finish the assignment that was due on Tuesday. I hope you realize that it is Friday.
Salmon: Oh, yeah.... *tries to come up with an excuse* I was working on Biology homework.
Varni: And did you finish it?
Salmon: Y-yeah.
Varni: About when?
Salmon: Seven?
Varni: And you couldn't possibly have even tried to stay up late to work on it? My homework just isn't important enough?
Salmon: ...
Varni: *walks away*
Me: Ouch....
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Post by Fia on Oct 25, 2010 21:20:49 GMT -8
I'd be more sympathetic, but I stay up till the blackest hours of the early morning to finish homework, so... XD ---
"They wanna charge me $3000 for things like, you know, street lights and county sherriffs." ~ Mom, while driving past campaign signs tonight
"But we're Democrats. We pay our taxes." ~ Fia
"I know..." ~ Mom
"Yeah..." ~ Fia
"It sucks." ~ Mom
"Uh-huh! XD" ~ Fia A year ago, you would not have caught my mom talking like that. XD Then again, a year ago, I would have gagged at the word 'taxes', ignorant child that I was. XD |
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Post by e C H O + on Nov 16, 2010 18:10:47 GMT -8
Tulio: All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no mañana!
Miguel: Wow, really, I am impressed. Is that your whole plan?
Tulio: Yeeeep, that's about it.
Miguel: *stares for a second* Well, I like it. *grins* How do we get on deck?
Tulio: Ahhh.... In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboa-
Miguel: AGGGHHH!
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Post by Fia on Nov 17, 2010 17:33:32 GMT -8
Very nice... XD
“The walls are all yellow! =D” ~ Fia
“Looks like a lemon came and threw up in the house.” ~ Danny |
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Post by e C H O + on Nov 17, 2010 19:45:30 GMT -8
Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar." He doesn't understand "pry bar! He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand-- [keys fall in] Well. It's *not* a pry bar.
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Post by Fia on Nov 22, 2010 18:06:06 GMT -8
Toby: For God’s sakes, forget about the journey. The voyage is not our problem.
CJ: What’s our problem?
Toby: What to do when the Nina, the Pinta and the Get Me the Hell Out Of Here hit Miami. |
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Post by e C H O + on Nov 27, 2010 14:56:05 GMT -8
Me: Hey, did your book talk about 'berdaches?'
Bri: Oh, yeah! It was so random!
Luis: What's a 'berdache?'
Me: Well, in Aztec society, boy were forbidden from doing housework, right? So, what would happen if a family only had sons? Well, they would raise one of their sons as a girl, and he would be treated as a she in all ways. Berdaches often became the concubines of kings.
Luis: ..... and where did you hear about this?
Bri: It's in our textbook.
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